Note to Intoxicated Patrons on Knowing When to Leave Bar:
When someone bigger than you in a muscle-tee reminds "...the good ole Fight Club days are over." AND you still refuse to hold the drink in your hand, ---choosing instead to throw drink at the Bar Owner---expect a forceful walk out the door.
Refuse to Leave Afterwards: ...get kicked-out the door by muscle-tee guy.
One old drunk VS (changes with friendly bar staff): i.e.,Terry the Closing Bartender with the Fuck You Fist to the Face---Goodbye Punch.
We Wanted to Call You a Taxi But You Wouldn't Let Us: Not liable...See previous asskick.
(( Photo insert: Unimpressive charcoal drawing by passing Courtroom Sketch Artist / Charcoal Salesman who witnessed bar fight Saturday except that Moon-Bound Loser Drunk was one-legged.))
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