Friday, February 25, 2011
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Thursday, February 24, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
WOMAN WHO TRIED TO MAIL PUPPY BURNED AT THE STAKE BY PETA COMMUNIST GROUP
NOTE Paragraphs 1-3 From the Huffington Post: Joanna Zelman Posted: 02/10/11 10:11 AM
A woman who tried to mail a puppy in a box from Minnesota to Georgia now wants the puppy back, along with the $22 she paid to ship the dog.
When #$%&^&**) first brought the box to the post office, she warned postal workers to be careful, but reassured them that she was shipping a toy robot. But when the box began to move and make noise, workers got permission to open it, and found a 4-month old puppy inside named Guess, a black poodle-Schnauzer mix. The postal workers gave the thirsty pup some water, and now he's at an animal control facility.
Prior to notifying authorities that she wanted the dog back, #$$%(*&) returned to the post office demanding a refund of the $22 she paid to mail the puppy, in addition to requesting that a small amount of money attached to a makeshift dog collar be returned.
(((RED))) Of course then the Federal Government got involved, and slapped the woman with a very rare infraction of the law called "mail idiocy" and will have to stand in line for four hours at the Post Office like the rest of us for her Community Service.
The woman is also being forced to take a 12-hour toddler's course on "Puppies/Dogs/Kitties/Cats all are Earthlings and breath our same air."
Her other minor toddler courses include "...punching air holes into a box so a clandestine pet can breathe" will be offered as well as adult courses "...your grandchildren won't ever love you for living in another state anyway" and "...what kind of of of a dumbass was I for having children instead of cats?"
" I hope she goes to Hay-ale" said one Georgia Redneck, waiting for the Greeter to greet him before entering a WalMart.
"Maybe she'll get mailed to Florida for her vacation," said one animal rights activist/person headed to WalMart to buy Ole Roy dog food. "...would serve her right."
"Get off our property." said a WalMart greeter.
Others who have in the past been critical of the US Postal Service are now raving "...they saved that puppy! Up until now they were just an army of left and right steering-wheeled drivers delivering Pottery Barn catalogs and running from rabid, loose dogs, daily."
By the way, who tells the US Postal Service, NTSA, or anyone in the US Government..."...I'm just mailing a robot,"? A robot of what? Mass destruction?
But alas it's no robot---it's a puppy. Okay WTF mails a puppy?
Pictured above, PETA Activists on way to woman's trailer in Happy City.
A woman who tried to mail a puppy in a box from Minnesota to Georgia now wants the puppy back, along with the $22 she paid to ship the dog.
When #$%&^&**) first brought the box to the post office, she warned postal workers to be careful, but reassured them that she was shipping a toy robot. But when the box began to move and make noise, workers got permission to open it, and found a 4-month old puppy inside named Guess, a black poodle-Schnauzer mix. The postal workers gave the thirsty pup some water, and now he's at an animal control facility.
Prior to notifying authorities that she wanted the dog back, #$$%(*&) returned to the post office demanding a refund of the $22 she paid to mail the puppy, in addition to requesting that a small amount of money attached to a makeshift dog collar be returned.
(((RED))) Of course then the Federal Government got involved, and slapped the woman with a very rare infraction of the law called "mail idiocy" and will have to stand in line for four hours at the Post Office like the rest of us for her Community Service.
The woman is also being forced to take a 12-hour toddler's course on "Puppies/Dogs/Kitties/Cats all are Earthlings and breath our same air."
Her other minor toddler courses include "...punching air holes into a box so a clandestine pet can breathe" will be offered as well as adult courses "...your grandchildren won't ever love you for living in another state anyway" and "...what kind of of of a dumbass was I for having children instead of cats?"
" I hope she goes to Hay-ale" said one Georgia Redneck, waiting for the Greeter to greet him before entering a WalMart.
"Maybe she'll get mailed to Florida for her vacation," said one animal rights activist/person headed to WalMart to buy Ole Roy dog food. "...would serve her right."
"Get off our property." said a WalMart greeter.
Others who have in the past been critical of the US Postal Service are now raving "...they saved that puppy! Up until now they were just an army of left and right steering-wheeled drivers delivering Pottery Barn catalogs and running from rabid, loose dogs, daily."
By the way, who tells the US Postal Service, NTSA, or anyone in the US Government..."...I'm just mailing a robot,"? A robot of what? Mass destruction?
Pictured above, PETA Activists on way to woman's trailer in Happy City.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
DRONE PHOTO REVEALS EGYPT'S MUBARAK ON GINORMOUS TUFFET
A U.S. Navy drone-to-satellite photo has captured the embattled Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak sitting atop the world's largest hippie throne.
Hosni Mubarak has ruled Egypt as a brutal dictator for 30 years, barring basic rights like freedom of speech/assembly and regularly employing torture to suppress political opposition.
"No one has seen him since the crisis began," said a supposed close aid, who wished to remain anonymous so his hands would remain attached.
"One minute I was lying down in front him, acting as a Human Carpet, just like any other day around the Heliopolis Palace. The Great One paused on my kidneys and then walked over me and tried to squash my head like a Tin Shawki," (The Tin Shawki is an Egyptian fruit full of seeds, tasting like melon).
Mubarak lives in a former hotel in the suburb of Heliopolis, northeast of central Cairo.
The luxurious hotel was originally built as the grand Heliopolis Palace Hotel in 1910. The hotel closed in the 1960s and was used by various government departments for years.
It was not until the 1980s, after the hotel underwent extensive renovations, that it became the official residence and headquarters for Mubarak's new administration, which includes "The Office of Cartoons" , "The Office of the Funny Newspapers" and "Office of Things People can Do For the Supreme Omnipotent Ruler, Instead Of Being Forced to Build Him a Giant Pyramid To The Sky".
The drone caught images of Mubarak sitting atop the hippie-styled throne while an aid held a laptop computer while the centuries-old ruler played Spider, (a form of Solitaire for married folk hiding porn addiction).
Mubarak has outlawed the Internet in his country, "...which was a stupid move because now everyone has nothing to stay home-for," said one U.S. general, who wished to remain anonymous so the U.S. President didn't "...roll with his head."
The comments about this crisis continue to flood the Internet and television media. People outside the country say "...he's a dictator, an asshole."
Meanwhile, people living around the Egyptian military, who seem to have sided with the President, say "...he's a dictator, an asshole."
Hosni Mubarak has ruled Egypt as a brutal dictator for 30 years, barring basic rights like freedom of speech/assembly and regularly employing torture to suppress political opposition.
"No one has seen him since the crisis began," said a supposed close aid, who wished to remain anonymous so his hands would remain attached.
"One minute I was lying down in front him, acting as a Human Carpet, just like any other day around the Heliopolis Palace. The Great One paused on my kidneys and then walked over me and tried to squash my head like a Tin Shawki," (The Tin Shawki is an Egyptian fruit full of seeds, tasting like melon).
Mubarak lives in a former hotel in the suburb of Heliopolis, northeast of central Cairo.
The luxurious hotel was originally built as the grand Heliopolis Palace Hotel in 1910. The hotel closed in the 1960s and was used by various government departments for years.
It was not until the 1980s, after the hotel underwent extensive renovations, that it became the official residence and headquarters for Mubarak's new administration, which includes "The Office of Cartoons" , "The Office of the Funny Newspapers" and "Office of Things People can Do For the Supreme Omnipotent Ruler, Instead Of Being Forced to Build Him a Giant Pyramid To The Sky".
The drone caught images of Mubarak sitting atop the hippie-styled throne while an aid held a laptop computer while the centuries-old ruler played Spider, (a form of Solitaire for married folk hiding porn addiction).
Mubarak has outlawed the Internet in his country, "...which was a stupid move because now everyone has nothing to stay home-for," said one U.S. general, who wished to remain anonymous so the U.S. President didn't "...roll with his head."
The comments about this crisis continue to flood the Internet and television media. People outside the country say "...he's a dictator, an asshole."
Meanwhile, people living around the Egyptian military, who seem to have sided with the President, say "...he's a dictator, an asshole."
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