A woman who tried to mail a puppy in a box from Minnesota to Georgia now wants the puppy back, along with the $22 she paid to ship the dog.
When #$%&^&**) first brought the box to the post office, she warned postal workers to be careful, but reassured them that she was shipping a toy robot. But when the box began to move and make noise, workers got permission to open it, and found a 4-month old puppy inside named Guess, a black poodle-Schnauzer mix. The postal workers gave the thirsty pup some water, and now he's at an animal control facility.
Prior to notifying authorities that she wanted the dog back, #$$%(*&) returned to the post office demanding a refund of the $22 she paid to mail the puppy, in addition to requesting that a small amount of money attached to a makeshift dog collar be returned.
(((RED))) Of course then the Federal Government got involved, and slapped the woman with a very rare infraction of the law called "mail idiocy" and will have to stand in line for four hours at the Post Office like the rest of us for her Community Service.
The woman is also being forced to take a 12-hour toddler's course on "Puppies/Dogs/Kitties/Cats all are Earthlings and breath our same air."
Her other minor toddler courses include "...punching air holes into a box so a clandestine pet can breathe" will be offered as well as adult courses "...your grandchildren won't ever love you for living in another state anyway" and "...what kind of of of a dumbass was I for having children instead of cats?"
" I hope she goes to Hay-ale" said one Georgia Redneck, waiting for the Greeter to greet him before entering a WalMart.
"Maybe she'll get mailed to Florida for her vacation," said one animal rights activist/person headed to WalMart to buy Ole Roy dog food. "...would serve her right."
"Get off our property." said a WalMart greeter.
Others who have in the past been critical of the US Postal Service are now raving "...they saved that puppy! Up until now they were just an army of left and right steering-wheeled drivers delivering Pottery Barn catalogs and running from rabid, loose dogs, daily."
By the way, who tells the US Postal Service, NTSA, or anyone in the US Government..."...I'm just mailing a robot,"? A robot of what? Mass destruction?
Pictured above, PETA Activists on way to woman's trailer in Happy City.
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